About Me. All the things you probably knew

I'm 25, Male, Mancunian Live in my own (council) flat, pay my own bills and smoke copious amounts of a certain bush based narcotic here on in referred to as "Cannabis" or whatever term decides to creep onto the screen at the time of writing.

I have a dog, or rather I'm looking after a friends dog for the forseeable future / permenantly / we'll see what happens, a lodger (my football buddy), my computer and a few sorry looking plants.

I love football, most of my money over the last few years has been spent on match tickets and going on the beer for match days. I was at Old Trafford for Darren Fletchers winner against Chelsea, there for the 7 - 1 whooping of Roma in the Champions league (and that was an expensive day!) and numerous other games over the seasons, in fact, I've never been to a game that Man United have lost, and only ever 1 draw (FA cup against Reading 2007). And that about sums me up!

The site is just an extension of me, a personal journal, a place to vent my sparodic brain farts. Nothing personal but if you dont like it, go away! I ask for nothing, and in return shall offer nothing but my opinions, points of view and nonsensical bollox.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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Renegade Cow Lover
Police are on the lookout for a teenager who was caught having sex with a cow.

The youth was spotted by a shocked passer-by getting amorous with the animal wearing only black briefs.

Cops were called but by the time they arrived he had already fled having been scared off after the passer-by shouted at him.
2007-07-08

 

Talking Trojan Taunts Victims
Malware authors have developed a talking Trojan capable of taunting its victims even as it goes about its work trashing their PCs.

The BotVoice-A Trojan informs victims that their Windows PCs have been infected as it deletes files. The malware uses Windows text reader to play the following message:

You has been infected I repeat You has been infected and your system files has been deletes. Sorry. Have a Nice Day and bye bye.

The comments are continuously deleted as the Trojan attempts to delete the entire content of the computer's hard disk, according to an analysis of the malware by anti-virus firm Panda Software.
2007-07-03

 

BBC iPlayer Beta
The BBC has confirmed that iPlayer, its unified online TV and audio player, will launch in beta on July 27.

"BBC iPlayer is a free catch-up service for UK licence fee payers," said Ashley Highfield, director of future media and technology at the BBC. "Your favourite programmes from all the BBC's network TV channels will be available to download over the internet, and watch on your PC without advertising for up to a week after transmission."
2007-06-30